Abraham Lincoln, Issue #6, Edited by K. Silem Mohammad

Sandra Simonds:

I am like an elephant mom ready to

Bang my trunk against a screen.

Marie Buck:

Tom Cruise suggested in an interview that they had produced a stillborn baby composed entirely of marijuana.

Michael Magee:

Every act of creation is the self-portrait

of a Chia Pet gasping and wobbling

Ish Klein:

I do not know what the inside of this thing looks like

but I think it looks like a brain made of mozzarella cheese.

Lacey Hunter:

A dentist invented the electric chair. That's the galaxy saying hello.

Brain Ang:

the urge to smoke becomes my ultimate concern.