heard at the Boog / Dug event at The Sidewalk Cafe last night.

Arlo Quint:
Starfish have no sense of time.

Jim Behrle:
Don't blame me, I voted for Ahmadinejad.

Douglas Rothschild:
Shortchange him before he wakes up.

A Flarf primer, courtesy of Franklin Bruno, is now on Bookforum.